I chatted with Verizon support yesterday
here are the results
My name is Adrian, how may I assist you?
Anthony: Hello, this being Anthony
Adrian: Hello Anthony!
Adrian: How can I help?
Anthony: i am trying to figure out best plan for me and Kate
Anthony: we would both like to have mobile hot spot
Anthony: limit of 1500 messages
Anthony: 700 minutes
Anthony: shared
Anthony: but when I do shared plans, the cost goes up and no hot spots
Anthony: i am being confused
Anthony: hello
Anthony: dis being anthony
Adrian: Okay, Anthony, I'd love to help out.
Anthony: wow
Adrian: Please allow me a moment to access your account.
Anthony: i was just hoping you would be happy to help
Anthony: loving is better
Adrian: For security purposes, may I please have your billing password? Your billing password is up to 5 characters long.
Anthony: how do I know you work for verizon?
Anthony: is this a spam phishing thing?
Adrian: No, definitely not. You contacted us, Anthony.
Anthony: seems suspicious
Adrian: I would need your password in order to look into your account.
Anthony: I would like to confirm your identity
Anthony: who is the mayor of North Dakota?
Anthony: Adrian?
Anthony: if that is your real name.....
Anthony: ?
Anthony: Adrian?
Anthony: or should I say, comrade?
Anthony: I put on my Robe and Wizard hat
Anthony: Come on commie, tell me. Who is the Mayor?
Anthony: any real American knows that
Anthony: OK, that's it. I cast level 1000000 penis of the mighty on myself
Adrian: Anthony, is there anything I can help you regarding your account?
Anthony: tell me
Anthony: who is the mayor
Anthony: I don't trust you
Anthony: is this a Nigerian scam?
Anthony: Hello, this being Anthony
Adrian: Hello Anthony!
Adrian: How can I help?
Anthony: i am trying to figure out best plan for me and Kate
Anthony: we would both like to have mobile hot spot
Anthony: limit of 1500 messages
Anthony: 700 minutes
Anthony: shared
Anthony: but when I do shared plans, the cost goes up and no hot spots
Anthony: i am being confused
Anthony: hello
Anthony: dis being anthony
Adrian: Okay, Anthony, I'd love to help out.
Anthony: wow
Adrian: Please allow me a moment to access your account.
Anthony: i was just hoping you would be happy to help
Anthony: loving is better
Adrian: For security purposes, may I please have your billing password? Your billing password is up to 5 characters long.
Anthony: how do I know you work for verizon?
Anthony: is this a spam phishing thing?
Adrian: No, definitely not. You contacted us, Anthony.
Anthony: seems suspicious
Adrian: I would need your password in order to look into your account.
Anthony: I would like to confirm your identity
Anthony: who is the mayor of North Dakota?
Anthony: Adrian?
Anthony: if that is your real name.....
Anthony: ?
Anthony: Adrian?
Anthony: or should I say, comrade?
Anthony: I put on my Robe and Wizard hat
Anthony: Come on commie, tell me. Who is the Mayor?
Anthony: any real American knows that
Anthony: OK, that's it. I cast level 1000000 penis of the mighty on myself
Adrian: Anthony, is there anything I can help you regarding your account?
Anthony: tell me
Anthony: who is the mayor
Anthony: I don't trust you
Anthony: is this a Nigerian scam?
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